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#51. Posted:
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-"do you give blowjobs to strangers?, No? Well let me introduce myself"
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*Hand here roses* All real. 1 fake.. I will Love you until the last one days.. (Hint) It never dies.. Yeah i thought of it myself (:
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Legs is the word. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.
#54. Posted:
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Are you from subway because you gave me a foot long.
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#55. Posted:
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stupid one: If you were a deer, i would hunt you.
Legit one: If your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?
#56. Posted:
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Tacticality wrote stupid one: If you were a deer, i would hunt you.
Legit one: If your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?



thats original, ive never heard that one before!
#57. Posted:
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Tighe wrote
Tacticality wrote stupid one: If you were a deer, i would hunt you.
Legit one: If your left leg is thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?



thats original, ive never heard that one before!

I invented it myself xD
#58. Posted:
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Those are not pickup lines. Those are "Get-Slapped" lines. Or those could be whore/slut/hooker lines. (If you got a GF with one of these pickup lines then yes Im calling your GF a whore. Sorry but who would't.)

"Hey let me stick my butterfinger in your Milky-Way."

"Okay!" *Actually sticks my butterfinger bar in her Milky Way....Blonde Moment...*
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Someones is similar to this but i think mines better.
Good thing i brought my library card cause im checking you out
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Did you have Campbell's soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good! ..........................

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'
................... Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
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