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Here is all the character quotes on Der Riese.
Tank Demsey
"Let's get this done..."
— Unknown, possibly when starting a game
"Bring it, freak bags!"
— Unknown, probably randomly while killing zombies
"That was SWEET!"
— After blowing up/seeing a group of zombies get blown up
"Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!"
— Starting a game
"They're swarming! Look out!"
— Unknown, possibly while fighting a large group of zombies
"Eat it, gut bags!"
— Knifing a zombie
"This just in, Dempsey is a ****' bad ass!"
— Random, probably when killing many zombies
"OWNED!"
— After stabbing a zombie, or getting a headshot at CLOSE range
"Everything burns!"
— After burning a couple of zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. (Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker)
"Time to gut these brainbags!"
— After getting the Bowie Knife
"Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!"
— After getting a shotgun
"K.I.A., Maggot sack!"
— After killing a zombie
"Can't touch this!"
— After Knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)
"JUUUIIICE!"
— After getting a Max Ammo
"Much appreciated!"
— After getting a Max Ammo
"Line 'em up!"
— After getting a Double Points pick-up
"Rack 'em up!"
— After getting a Double Points pick-up
"Gotta round up some rounds..."
— After low on/using up all of the ammo of a weapon
"Suck it!"
— Randomly while killing zombies
"Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!"
— Getting a headshot
"Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!"
— Getting a headshot
"I told you I'm not on the menu!"
— After killing a zombie that hit him
"Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!"
— After killing a zombie
"Oorah! (Demonic tone)"
— After getting the Carpenter pick-up
"Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!"
— Getting a knife streak
"Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!"
— After getting the Insta-Kill Powerup
"Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I used to know! Hehe."
— When walking up to the pack a punch machine
"*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags."
— Randomly
"Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine."
— When near a deactivated teleporter
"Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?"
— After approaching a teleporter ("Die" is pronounced as "Dye")
"This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!"
— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch machine
"Where's that mainframe again?"
— When near a deactivated teleporter
"I don't think it was using that anyway."
— After getting a headshot
"Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"Time to shock some meatbag ass!"
— After getting the Wunderwaffe out of the mystery box.
"Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!"
— After killing a zombie
"Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!"
— After Headshotting from long range
"I must have slipped. Oorah."
— after being revived
"Richtofen, that monkey's not alive. Quit talking to it!"
— Said after Richtofen receives the Monkey Bomb
"Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!"
— after getting a kill streak
"I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!"
— after getting a knife streak
"I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..."
— When approaching a teleporter
"Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield."
— After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind
"Couldn't live without me, huh?"
— After being revived
"Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!"
— After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind
"I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-****!"
— After being surrounded by zombies
"Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!"
— After Richtofen is downed
"Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?"
— Randomly
"Yah! I'm always into Jugg-a-nog [sic]."
— After getting Juggernaut
"Awesome! Bzzzzt!"
— After witnessing multiple kills from the Wunderwaffe
"Where's this thing keep 160 rounds?"
— After getting the Ray Gun
"Get the marshmallows, I'll light the fire!"
— After getting the M2 Flamethrower
"Smells like Zom-B-Q!"
— After lighting a group of zombies on fire
"*Crazed Laughter*"
— After getting a heavy weapon out of the Mystery Box
"Nothing says "I love you," quite like a shotgun."
— After buying a shotgun
"This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!"
— Using the Pack-a-Punch Machine
"You won't be laughing when I get through with you!"
— After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box
"Go eat someone else!"
— After knifing a zombie
"Yeah, I'm real thirsty partner..."
— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer
"Oorah, devil man!"
— After getting the Carpenter pick-up
"When I find your master, I'm kicking his ass!"
— Before a hellhound round starts
"Aww...isn't that so **** cute?"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"You meatheads too stupid to quit?"
— Random, after killing a zombie
"It's raining lead on you, pussbag!"
— After killing a zombie with an MG
"Ah, shit, here come the dogs!"
— Before a hellhound round starts
"Richtofen's surrounded. Poor Kraut."
— After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed
"Shouldn't you guys be on a leash?"
— At the beginning of a Hellhound round
"Aww, look, I just saved everyone's knees, I'm a hero!"
— After killing a crawler
"Oorah, Monkey bones!"
— After seeing a Monkey Bomb explode
"See that little guy light 'em up!"
— After a Monkey Bomb explodes
"Oorah, Slackjaw sauce comin' up!"
— Randomly while killing multiple zombies
"Time to slice and dice!"
— After buying the Bowie Knife
"Slice and Dice baby!"
— After killing zombies with the Bowie Knife
Nikolai Belinski
"I need a **** perk. Let's go get the power back on."
— At the beginning of the game
"Ugh, I feel like I will throw up..."
— After using a teleporter<br /
"Zombies! We gotta move!"
— Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies
"Good, that **** song was driving me nuts!"
— After watching a Monkey Bomb explode
"Die, Hell-pig!"
— After knifing a zombie
"Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good."
— After teleporting
"Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you."
— Random, after killing zombies
"Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"
— After getting a teddy bear
"Use it well Tank. Use it well."
— After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb
"Only man and wife should be so close!"
— After killing a zombie that has hit him
"Perhaps you are of use."
— After getting revived, possibly only said to Dempsey
"Zombies! We gotta to move!"
— Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies
"Quite an ARM-y! Get it? With the arms? **** you."
— After dismembering a zombie's arm
"****! They're between me and my vodka!"
— Randomly
"This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know"
— After getting an automatic weapon
"I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."
— After getting the hammer pick-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia)
"In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..."
— After getting a Max-Ammo pick-up
"Someone is not sharing their ammo..."
— After running out of ammo
"Is that a new pet, American?"
— When Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb
"Hello? Can someone open this door to the really cool gadgets?"
— Approaching an inoperable Pack-a-Punch Machine
"I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything."
— After getting the Carpenter pickup
"Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!"
— Approaching un-operated Pack-a-Punch machine
"The air reeks with the stench of dog shit."
— At the start of a hellround
"Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know."
— When getting a shotgun
"Ha Ha, You just got **** by a monkey!!"
— After Throwing a successful monkey bomb
"Urgh! That was worst vodka I ever tasted."
— After getting Juggernaut
"Now we're BOTH legless!"
— After blowing a zombie's legs off.
"Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."
— After approaching a crawling zombie (Can reference to people using crawlers to buy time to get perks/weapons/link teleporters, etc)
"In Russia, I was carpenter, you know."
— After getting the Carpenter pick up
"Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!...She talked too much."
— After getting the PTRS-41 or the PPSh-41
"Now I have to run all the way back to the mainframe, so much **** running."
— After activating a teleporter.
"I have vodka, BUT NO **** AMMO!"
— After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding
"If this were Russia, you wouldn't have to do all this. You would press ONE button, and it would work."
— After linking a teleporter to the mainframe
"You're killing them, I'm killing them. Even **** D.O.C. is killing them!"
— Said randomly
"How come you always get the good guns, and I get the Colt?"
— After witnessing Tank getting a "good" gun
"Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, that was teleporter!"
— After teleporting
"Now that I have speed, maybe I can drink vodka between kills!"
— After drinking Speed Cola
"Even I can hit something with this!"
— After getting the FG-42
"You're almost as brave as me, Dempsey."
— After witnessing Tank running through a group of zombies
"I will share these points...with Satan!"
— After getting a Double-Points pick up
"Points? I'm trying to stay alive here!"
— After getting a Double-Points pick up
"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"
— After running low on ammunition
"Without ammo, Soviet war machine will grind to halt!"
— After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding
"Did someone make joke?"
— After witnessing someone get the Teddy Bear
"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"
— After trying to buy something without enough points
Takeo Masaki
"This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha!"
— Planting Bouncing Betties
"You are a weak fool, Nikolai!"
— Said when Nikolai gets downed
"My gun is like Dempsey's head. Empty"
— Said when out of ammo
"Nikolai has monkey. Monkey is smarter of the two."
— Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb
"The spirits are toying with us."
— At the start of a Hellround.<br /
"My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!"
— After being revived
"The power of my ancestors runs through my veins!"
— After killing a group of zombies
"Ahh..a small weapon, strong, fast, just like me."
— After killing a zombie with an SMG
"Do not mock me, Teddy Bear."
— After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery box
"Ah, the little warrior."
— After getting a monkey bomb from the Mystery Box
"One less appendage..."
— After gibbing a zombie
"I require more money."
— After trying to buy something without enough points.
"Don't drop limb, drop power up..."
— After gibbing and killing a zombie without a power up dropping
"Even a monkey is smarter than Nikolai."
— After getting a Monkey Bomb
Dr. Richtofen
"No ammo? NOOOOOO!"
— When out of ammo.
"You cannot resist the power of the Wunderwaffe!"
— After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
"Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!"
— After upgrading a weapon.
"So many body parts! I am in HEAVEN!!"
— After gibbing a zombie or group of zombies
"A mere side-effect, Russian. Everything is normal..."
— In response to Nikolai complaining about the teleporter making him nauseous
"There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient."
— At the beginning of the game.
"Attach part A to grommet B - Oh screw it, just press buttons!"
— While approaching a unactivated teleporter. (Said altogether, incredibly fast)
"Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!"
— After gibbing a zombie
"You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless."
— After killing a zombie.
"I require more money!"
— After trying to use the mystery box without enough money.
"There is NOTHING left!"
— After running out of ammo
"Who's your daddy?"
— After killing a zombie.(More than likely a reference about him helping create the zombies.)
"Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!"
— After getting a headshot
"Rest in peace, my little undead friend."
— After killing a zombie
"Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!"
— When the weapon the character is holding is out of ammunition
"Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?"
— After Nikolai comments on the zombies.
"Play ze cymbals of death, my little monkey friend."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb.
"You will not feed!"
— Killing a group of zombies, or getting a headshot
"Stumpy was rude to ze doctor. Stumpy paid the price."
— After killing a zombie
"I need bullets to continue my work!"
— After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding
"Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"Maybe you move it because... you like me?"
— After getting a teddy bear in the box
"I am useless!"
— After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding
"Once again, Nikolai leads from the front!"
— After Nikolai gets a kill
"Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this strange device?"
— After finding a teleporter
"The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!"
— After killing a zombie
"We need to link it to the mainframe , I mean this is so confusing!"
— After activating a teleporter for the first time
"I will cut an apple with this! Ones ADAM'S APPLE!"
— After purchasing a Bowie Knife
"I long to bathe naked...in your blood!"
— After killing a zombie.
"Ed wants your head!."
— After getting a headshot. Note: This quote hints to Richtofen being Edward.
"Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses!"
— After seeing the Monkey Bomb explode
"If only Maxis were here to see this."
— Upon activation of a teleporter
"No more monkey sing-along for the cadavers."
— After seeing the Monkey bomb explode
"Yes Child, Take your medicine."
— After Killing a Zombie with a headshot
"Fluffy? Is that you?"
— Heard at beginning of Hellhound round.
"Oh, it feels so good in my hands..."
— After getting .357 Magnum from the Mystery Box
"Let Richtofen's carnival of horrors begin!"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"Oh, my! It kills people! Brilliant!"
— After using the Monkey Bomb for the first time
"This must be how Dempsey's mother must have felt when he was born!"
— When getting swarmed by zombies
"Look! The missing link! And he's holding a monkey!"
— After witnessing Tank getting the Monkey Bomb
"So much lead, for ze dead! Oh, I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it! Ha ha!"
— After getting an MG
"Excuse me, do you have ze time? AHAHAHAHAHA!"
— Directed to a zombie he just killed
Monkey Bomb
"Bye, bye, Zombies!"
— Before exploding
"Get ready for a surprise!"
— Before exploding
"Is this the end?"
— Before exploding
"Let's play again!"
— Before exploding
"I'm coming Sam!"
— Before exploding
"You're not Sam..."
— While being primed
"Hello friend."
— While being primed
"Ow! Ooh! Ow!"
— After being thrown in the furnace
Shared Quotes
Nikolai: "This looks powerful..."
Tank: "Why don't you throw it at Richtofen?"
— After Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb
Demonic Announcer
"Ka-Boom!"
— After getting nuke power-up.
"Max Ammo!"
— After getting Max Ammo power-up
"Insta-Kill!"
— After getting Insta-Kill
"Double Points!"
— After getting Double Points.
"Carpenter!"
— After getting Carpenter power-up<br /
"Bye Bye!"
— After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"
— When Hellhounds appear (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)
"[Demonic Laughter]"
— When the Teddy Bear appears
Samantha
"Uh Oh."
— When both hellhounds and pick ups spawn after teleporting
"Uh Oh, NO TREATS FOR YOU!"
— When hellhounds spawn after teleporting, without any pick ups
"I want to play a game... let's play Hide and Seek?!"
— After activating the Fly Trap
"Oh, you found one..."
— After finding the first item of the Fly Trap
"Wow, you found another one."
— After finding the another item of the Fly Trap
"You win... GAME OVER!"
— After finding all the items of the Fly Trap
"Why are you so cruel to Mr. Monkey? Mr. Monkey just wanted to PLAY!."
— After completing the Monkey Bomb in the furnace Easter Egg
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Tank Demsey
"Let's get this done..."
— Unknown, possibly when starting a game
"Bring it, freak bags!"
— Unknown, probably randomly while killing zombies
"That was SWEET!"
— After blowing up/seeing a group of zombies get blown up
"Imagine that! We need to turn the power on; how original!"
— Starting a game
"They're swarming! Look out!"
— Unknown, possibly while fighting a large group of zombies
"Eat it, gut bags!"
— Knifing a zombie
"This just in, Dempsey is a ****' bad ass!"
— Random, probably when killing many zombies
"OWNED!"
— After stabbing a zombie, or getting a headshot at CLOSE range
"Everything burns!"
— After burning a couple of zombies with the M2 Flamethrower. (Possibly a reference to the film "The Dark Knight". This line was said by the Joker)
"Time to gut these brainbags!"
— After getting the Bowie Knife
"Blowin' off limbs is one of my specialties!"
— After getting a shotgun
"K.I.A., Maggot sack!"
— After killing a zombie
"Can't touch this!"
— After Knifing a zombie. (A reference to M.C. Hammer's U Can't Touch This)
"JUUUIIICE!"
— After getting a Max Ammo
"Much appreciated!"
— After getting a Max Ammo
"Line 'em up!"
— After getting a Double Points pick-up
"Rack 'em up!"
— After getting a Double Points pick-up
"Gotta round up some rounds..."
— After low on/using up all of the ammo of a weapon
"Suck it!"
— Randomly while killing zombies
"Yeah! I had my eyes closed that time!"
— Getting a headshot
"Hey! Someone needs to clean up those freak bits!"
— Getting a headshot
"I told you I'm not on the menu!"
— After killing a zombie that hit him
"Oorah! They're droppin' like bad habits!"
— After killing a zombie
"Oorah! (Demonic tone)"
— After getting the Carpenter pick-up
"Oorah, Oorah, Oorah, OORAH!"
— Getting a knife streak
"Dempsey's butcher shop is open for business!"
— After getting the Insta-Kill Powerup
"Pack-a-punch. Reminds me of a sweet chick I used to know! Hehe."
— When walking up to the pack a punch machine
"*sigh* These Wonder-Waffles [sic], Ray Guns, teleporters, Die Glockes, uhh, whatever, let's just go kill some freak bags."
— Randomly
"Gotta link up this terra..er, tele... bah... machine."
— When near a deactivated teleporter
"Anybody ever hear of a "Die Glocke"?"
— After approaching a teleporter ("Die" is pronounced as "Dye")
"This machine belongs in AWESOMETOWN!"
— After approaching the Pack-a-Punch machine
"Where's that mainframe again?"
— When near a deactivated teleporter
"I don't think it was using that anyway."
— After getting a headshot
"Hey look, it's Richtofen's brother."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"Monkey see, monkey go blow some shit up."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"Time to shock some meatbag ass!"
— After getting the Wunderwaffe out of the mystery box.
"Hi I'm Dempsey, and you are... DEAD!"
— After killing a zombie
"Didn't anyone tell you, I'm a crack shot!"
— After Headshotting from long range
"I must have slipped. Oorah."
— after being revived
"Richtofen, that monkey's not alive. Quit talking to it!"
— Said after Richtofen receives the Monkey Bomb
"Freak-meat-bag-sackers!!!"
— after getting a kill streak
"I'll swim in your skin, maggot-whores!"
— after getting a knife streak
"I think Richtofen knows more about what's going on than it seems..."
— When approaching a teleporter
"Just what we need, a cluttered battlefield."
— After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind
"Couldn't live without me, huh?"
— After being revived
"Hey, we need a clean up in aisle 4!"
— After killing many zombies and witnessing the large number of corpses left behind
"I'm surrounded! Bring it mother-****!"
— After being surrounded by zombies
"Poor Richtofen! Surrounded by his own creations!"
— After Richtofen is downed
"Hey Richtofen! Are you having a family reunion?"
— Randomly
"Yah! I'm always into Jugg-a-nog [sic]."
— After getting Juggernaut
"Awesome! Bzzzzt!"
— After witnessing multiple kills from the Wunderwaffe
"Where's this thing keep 160 rounds?"
— After getting the Ray Gun
"Get the marshmallows, I'll light the fire!"
— After getting the M2 Flamethrower
"Smells like Zom-B-Q!"
— After lighting a group of zombies on fire
"*Crazed Laughter*"
— After getting a heavy weapon out of the Mystery Box
"Nothing says "I love you," quite like a shotgun."
— After buying a shotgun
"This German shit is slower than a freakbag tied to a tree!"
— Using the Pack-a-Punch Machine
"You won't be laughing when I get through with you!"
— After getting the Teddy Bear out of the Mystery Box
"Go eat someone else!"
— After knifing a zombie
"Yeah, I'm real thirsty partner..."
— After drinking Double Tap Root Beer
"Oorah, devil man!"
— After getting the Carpenter pick-up
"When I find your master, I'm kicking his ass!"
— Before a hellhound round starts
"Aww...isn't that so **** cute?"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"You meatheads too stupid to quit?"
— Random, after killing a zombie
"It's raining lead on you, pussbag!"
— After killing a zombie with an MG
"Ah, shit, here come the dogs!"
— Before a hellhound round starts
"Richtofen's surrounded. Poor Kraut."
— After witnessing Richtofen getting swarmed
"Shouldn't you guys be on a leash?"
— At the beginning of a Hellhound round
"Aww, look, I just saved everyone's knees, I'm a hero!"
— After killing a crawler
"Oorah, Monkey bones!"
— After seeing a Monkey Bomb explode
"See that little guy light 'em up!"
— After a Monkey Bomb explodes
"Oorah, Slackjaw sauce comin' up!"
— Randomly while killing multiple zombies
"Time to slice and dice!"
— After buying the Bowie Knife
"Slice and Dice baby!"
— After killing zombies with the Bowie Knife
Nikolai Belinski
"I need a **** perk. Let's go get the power back on."
— At the beginning of the game
"Ugh, I feel like I will throw up..."
— After using a teleporter<br /
"Zombies! We gotta move!"
— Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies
"Good, that **** song was driving me nuts!"
— After watching a Monkey Bomb explode
"Die, Hell-pig!"
— After knifing a zombie
"Balls, check. Vodka, check. Okay I'm good."
— After teleporting
"Even drunk, I am still too powerful for you."
— Random, after killing zombies
"Back in Russia, I kill bears TEN TIMES your size!"
— After getting a teddy bear
"Use it well Tank. Use it well."
— After Tank gets the Monkey Bomb
"Only man and wife should be so close!"
— After killing a zombie that has hit him
"Perhaps you are of use."
— After getting revived, possibly only said to Dempsey
"Zombies! We gotta to move!"
— Getting overwhelmed by a large group of zombies
"Quite an ARM-y! Get it? With the arms? **** you."
— After dismembering a zombie's arm
"****! They're between me and my vodka!"
— Randomly
"This will hurt like syphilis. Believe me, I know"
— After getting an automatic weapon
"I've got the hammer. Go find me a sickle."
— After getting the hammer pick-up (A reference to the Soviet insignia)
"In Russia, supply lines are not THIS good..."
— After getting a Max-Ammo pick-up
"Someone is not sharing their ammo..."
— After running out of ammo
"Is that a new pet, American?"
— When Dempsey gets the Monkey Bomb
"Hello? Can someone open this door to the really cool gadgets?"
— Approaching an inoperable Pack-a-Punch Machine
"I just boarded all the windows. Don't help or anything."
— After getting the Carpenter pickup
"Pack-a-punch? Oh my god, I think it makes vodka!"
— Approaching un-operated Pack-a-Punch machine
"The air reeks with the stench of dog shit."
— At the start of a hellround
"Death is inevitable, like hangovers, I know."
— When getting a shotgun
"Ha Ha, You just got **** by a monkey!!"
— After Throwing a successful monkey bomb
"Urgh! That was worst vodka I ever tasted."
— After getting Juggernaut
"Now we're BOTH legless!"
— After blowing a zombie's legs off.
"Look, I just made a new pet. I'll take it for a walk for about 5 minutes while the rest of you dick around."
— After approaching a crawling zombie (Can reference to people using crawlers to buy time to get perks/weapons/link teleporters, etc)
"In Russia, I was carpenter, you know."
— After getting the Carpenter pick up
"Same weapon I used to kill my second wife. It was accident!...She talked too much."
— After getting the PTRS-41 or the PPSh-41
"Now I have to run all the way back to the mainframe, so much **** running."
— After activating a teleporter.
"I have vodka, BUT NO **** AMMO!"
— After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding
"If this were Russia, you wouldn't have to do all this. You would press ONE button, and it would work."
— After linking a teleporter to the mainframe
"You're killing them, I'm killing them. Even **** D.O.C. is killing them!"
— Said randomly
"How come you always get the good guns, and I get the Colt?"
— After witnessing Tank getting a "good" gun
"Ugh, that vodka was terrible. Oh wait, that was teleporter!"
— After teleporting
"Now that I have speed, maybe I can drink vodka between kills!"
— After drinking Speed Cola
"Even I can hit something with this!"
— After getting the FG-42
"You're almost as brave as me, Dempsey."
— After witnessing Tank running through a group of zombies
"I will share these points...with Satan!"
— After getting a Double-Points pick up
"Points? I'm trying to stay alive here!"
— After getting a Double-Points pick up
"Don't make me fight with broken vodka bottle!"
— After running low on ammunition
"Without ammo, Soviet war machine will grind to halt!"
— After exhausting all ammunition for the weapon he is holding
"Did someone make joke?"
— After witnessing someone get the Teddy Bear
"I need more money first, why do we not share the points?"
— After trying to buy something without enough points
Takeo Masaki
"This will hold them back for a while! Ha Ha Ha!"
— Planting Bouncing Betties
"You are a weak fool, Nikolai!"
— Said when Nikolai gets downed
"My gun is like Dempsey's head. Empty"
— Said when out of ammo
"Nikolai has monkey. Monkey is smarter of the two."
— Said when Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb
"The spirits are toying with us."
— At the start of a Hellround.<br /
"My ancestors will have to wait for my arrival!"
— After being revived
"The power of my ancestors runs through my veins!"
— After killing a group of zombies
"Ahh..a small weapon, strong, fast, just like me."
— After killing a zombie with an SMG
"Do not mock me, Teddy Bear."
— After getting the Teddy Bear from the Mystery box
"Ah, the little warrior."
— After getting a monkey bomb from the Mystery Box
"One less appendage..."
— After gibbing a zombie
"I require more money."
— After trying to buy something without enough points.
"Don't drop limb, drop power up..."
— After gibbing and killing a zombie without a power up dropping
"Even a monkey is smarter than Nikolai."
— After getting a Monkey Bomb
Dr. Richtofen
"No ammo? NOOOOOO!"
— When out of ammo.
"You cannot resist the power of the Wunderwaffe!"
— After killing multiple zombies with the Wunderwaffe DG-2
"Ahh, I love it. STAY AWAY THIS IS MINE!"
— After upgrading a weapon.
"So many body parts! I am in HEAVEN!!"
— After gibbing a zombie or group of zombies
"A mere side-effect, Russian. Everything is normal..."
— In response to Nikolai complaining about the teleporter making him nauseous
"There is probably one big switch somewhere that powers EVERYTHING. We Germans are very efficient."
— At the beginning of the game.
"Attach part A to grommet B - Oh screw it, just press buttons!"
— While approaching a unactivated teleporter. (Said altogether, incredibly fast)
"Doctor recommends AMPUTATION!"
— After gibbing a zombie
"You are my child. Bastard child, but child nonetheless."
— After killing a zombie.
"I require more money!"
— After trying to use the mystery box without enough money.
"There is NOTHING left!"
— After running out of ammo
"Who's your daddy?"
— After killing a zombie.(More than likely a reference about him helping create the zombies.)
"Now let's see you clap! Hahaha!"
— After getting a headshot
"Rest in peace, my little undead friend."
— After killing a zombie
"Without any bullets there can be no bullet wounds!"
— When the weapon the character is holding is out of ammunition
"Fascinating creatures, don't you think, Nikolai?"
— After Nikolai comments on the zombies.
"Play ze cymbals of death, my little monkey friend."
— After getting the Monkey Bomb.
"You will not feed!"
— Killing a group of zombies, or getting a headshot
"Stumpy was rude to ze doctor. Stumpy paid the price."
— After killing a zombie
"I need bullets to continue my work!"
— After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding
"Ooh, a cute little monkey bomb for ze doctor!"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"Maybe you move it because... you like me?"
— After getting a teddy bear in the box
"I am useless!"
— After exhausting the ammunition for the weapon the character is holding
"Once again, Nikolai leads from the front!"
— After Nikolai gets a kill
"Ahh it is still here!, err I mean what is this strange device?"
— After finding a teleporter
"The Doctor prescribes you.... PAIN!!"
— After killing a zombie
"We need to link it to the mainframe , I mean this is so confusing!"
— After activating a teleporter for the first time
"I will cut an apple with this! Ones ADAM'S APPLE!"
— After purchasing a Bowie Knife
"I long to bathe naked...in your blood!"
— After killing a zombie.
"Ed wants your head!."
— After getting a headshot. Note: This quote hints to Richtofen being Edward.
"Let us all have a sing-along for the corpses!"
— After seeing the Monkey Bomb explode
"If only Maxis were here to see this."
— Upon activation of a teleporter
"No more monkey sing-along for the cadavers."
— After seeing the Monkey bomb explode
"Yes Child, Take your medicine."
— After Killing a Zombie with a headshot
"Fluffy? Is that you?"
— Heard at beginning of Hellhound round.
"Oh, it feels so good in my hands..."
— After getting .357 Magnum from the Mystery Box
"Let Richtofen's carnival of horrors begin!"
— After getting the Monkey Bomb
"Oh, my! It kills people! Brilliant!"
— After using the Monkey Bomb for the first time
"This must be how Dempsey's mother must have felt when he was born!"
— When getting swarmed by zombies
"Look! The missing link! And he's holding a monkey!"
— After witnessing Tank getting the Monkey Bomb
"So much lead, for ze dead! Oh, I'm a poet, and I didn't even know it! Ha ha!"
— After getting an MG
"Excuse me, do you have ze time? AHAHAHAHAHA!"
— Directed to a zombie he just killed
Monkey Bomb
"Bye, bye, Zombies!"
— Before exploding
"Get ready for a surprise!"
— Before exploding
"Is this the end?"
— Before exploding
"Let's play again!"
— Before exploding
"I'm coming Sam!"
— Before exploding
"You're not Sam..."
— While being primed
"Hello friend."
— While being primed
"Ow! Ooh! Ow!"
— After being thrown in the furnace
Shared Quotes
Nikolai: "This looks powerful..."
Tank: "Why don't you throw it at Richtofen?"
— After Nikolai gets the Monkey Bomb
Demonic Announcer
"Ka-Boom!"
— After getting nuke power-up.
"Max Ammo!"
— After getting Max Ammo power-up
"Insta-Kill!"
— After getting Insta-Kill
"Double Points!"
— After getting Double Points.
"Carpenter!"
— After getting Carpenter power-up<br /
"Bye Bye!"
— After getting Teddy Bear from the Mystery box
"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!"
— When Hellhounds appear (Said in a much deeper voice than normal)
"[Demonic Laughter]"
— When the Teddy Bear appears
Samantha
"Uh Oh."
— When both hellhounds and pick ups spawn after teleporting
"Uh Oh, NO TREATS FOR YOU!"
— When hellhounds spawn after teleporting, without any pick ups
"I want to play a game... let's play Hide and Seek?!"
— After activating the Fly Trap
"Oh, you found one..."
— After finding the first item of the Fly Trap
"Wow, you found another one."
— After finding the another item of the Fly Trap
"You win... GAME OVER!"
— After finding all the items of the Fly Trap
"Why are you so cruel to Mr. Monkey? Mr. Monkey just wanted to PLAY!."
— After completing the Monkey Bomb in the furnace Easter Egg
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Thanks dude this was very good post
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Its Missing one in Richtofen's Saying's
"I Cant Believe It's Still here...Oh I Mean What is That Thing?"
He Says That After First Seeing a Teleporter Some Times
But anyway its a good list
"I Cant Believe It's Still here...Oh I Mean What is That Thing?"
He Says That After First Seeing a Teleporter Some Times
But anyway its a good list
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It's in there look closly. Oh and i like how they put the Sam quotes, shared quotes, and the others. That was a good site.
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ooo your right it is in there i musta looked over it earlier o well
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There it has been updated. I will update the other one when i get back.
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very nice list notttg very extensive good find and good post!
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Thank you. I have taken out the link and added space to each quote. I also gave the character there colors Nickoli-blue, Tank-White, Takeo-Orange, Edward Richtofen- Green. So hope you like it.
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This is such an awesome post dude, i was hoping someone would post something like this!
This could get a sticky, you never know, anyways, good post! 8) +Rep for you.
A;sp, the nikolai quotes are awesome
This could get a sticky, you never know, anyways, good post! 8) +Rep for you.
A;sp, the nikolai quotes are awesome
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Great work man!! This could help figure out parts of the story line!
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