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> Madison, WI

> A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a ...

Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of InSaNiTy


1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself ...

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital

Please select from the following menu options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly .

If you are co-dependent, please ...

Black hurricanes....Well, it appears our African-American
friends have found yet something else to be pissed about.
A black congresswoman, from Florida , has complained that
the names of hurricanes ...

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The Nun in Hooters

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.

The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while 'the lights wo ...

Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Full ...