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Vicktorious
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Post all of your favorite Chuck Norris jokes on this thread.
Mine is Chuck Norris invented the giraffe by uppercutting a horse. Hahah!

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Im going to go ahead and BUMP. Post ur faves guys. or just ones u know.
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ill bumo for you. dont really like chuck norris.
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Q:Why did God name himself God?
A:Because Chuck Norris Was already taken.
Sorry if that offended anybody, by any means.
--CwJ
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Bump
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight,
not because hes afraid of the dark but because the darks afraid of him
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omgimbleeding wrote Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight,
not because hes afraid of the dark but because the darks afraid of him

haha lmao.
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Whats the quickest way to a girls heart?
Chuck norris's fist.
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haha,
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Chuck Norris is the reason waldo is hiding,



If yah know what wheres waldo is
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