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Zv_NiicK wrote funny avitar with pope lol
No need to double post just edit your last one.

MY JOKE: The only thing that can type faster than me is chuck norris,but everyone knows that he doesn't type he commands the keyboard and it obeys

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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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A man once claimed Chuck Norris kicked his ass twice, but it was promptly dismissed as false - no one could survive it the first time.
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When Bruce Banner gets mad, he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad, he turns into Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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