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Why are hurricanes normally named after women? When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

Little Druggie, Sat In his Buggy Smokin A Joint Of Weed, Along Came A Spider And Sat Down Beside him And Sold him A Kilo Of Speed

God may have given men two heads but he only gave them enough blood to operate one at a time!

Little boy asks mummy "Wheres my new **** cat?" "What **** cat?" asks mummy,"The one you were telling daddy to kiss last night"

"Don't confuse MySpace and Facebook........You could end up telling people to come on MyFace!

If you think you've got it bad, imagine this, you're a Siamese twin, your brother is gay & there's only one arsehole between you! haha

All taken from friends on Facebook, made me laugh.


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Don't get it?
Lol
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Did you even read them? Not all as one, they're each individual jokes.
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I like the 1st one

;)

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Ha Ha

Over 16's only methinks



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The top one has to be the best, I don't understand the second one
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A little "druggie" would be a person on drugs, like totally out of it.

Along a came a spider.. And sat beside him and sold him a kilo of speed, which is another drug.

Its a twist on the Little Miis Muffet nursery rhyme.
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1st one and 2nd are the bestt
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lol
they made me spill my soda
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I like the come on myface one that was so funny. lol
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