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LOL
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haha those are great Dave, I like the 1st one and the facebook one the best
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A Scotsman is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?" "Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.
Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.
"I can also make it wink, " says the woman.
The Scotsman stares in amazement as the growler winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
The Scotsman moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, The Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
Gotta love scots. 8)
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs.
To his delight, he realises she has gone without underwear.
The blonde realises he is staring and inquires, "Are you looking at my growler?" "Yes, I'm sorry, " says the Scotsman and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the growler blows him a kiss.
Wee Hughie, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the growler can do.
"I can also make it wink, " says the woman.
The Scotsman stares in amazement as the growler winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the seat.
The Scotsman moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, The Scotsman replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?"
Gotta love scots. 8)
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