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Lol MUFU-NICK took my paragraph.
And how did you like mine?

Cheers for the party last night Dave, we all have become to be great friends, the best bit was when we all saw Dave (Yourself) Open up that huge box which had a How to make a porno DvD and kit in, hope yourself and family love the present it took us along time to find that special one for you. We though it was the least we owed yourself after all that trouble that the family of yours. Hope your girlfriend likes your prezzie too. We know that the relationship needed a spark. Anyway cheers for that cracker of a party. Your a great friend and your girlfriend is realy nice too we all realy hope that your relationship will last a long time. We are all very hungover just like yourselves so goodbye and cya in the nearby future.

"You have to write back to a friends party to say thank you, without saying thank you, yes, i, you, me, had.
Longest one wins!"

Dear (Insert friends name here)
That was by far the best party that could be thrown. Perhaps the party of the centuary! The full school will know your name now, your now the coolest kid around. Do you know how many girls will be asking for your number?! Maybe a party as amazing should be hosted again next year, only bigger! We could start arranging it tonight on the Xbox 360 party chat. Add my gamertag, FLABADABADINGDONG. The best thing was that the cake was amazing and the icing was so creamy. Where did your mother learn to bake so well? Last time at your house she couldn't cook at all. No offence. The presents you recieved were amazing! Maybe we could play with them at the park this sunday, Try Invite Cheryl Cole along, She loved your party and would love to play frisbe with us. Your party was by far better than my previous party, What a disaster! The stripper was a man... My main present was a dead mountain goat. And my only guest who showed up was yourself, And my parents.
Bye, Thanks for the Amazing party!
From Sam, (The little small fat Mexican man)

Dear Barack Obama,
The super awesome delicious party that happened was super awesome and delicious. Cookie Monster got soooo wasted that he fell off the balcony onto your brand new mustang. He's very sorry about the stains he made inside of your brand new mustang also. Kermit the Frog and him couldn't hold it in... Well, thats all im wanting to say so yeah...
Cya,
Superman

pwner53killz wrote

CapnCrunchhh wrote Dear blah blah blah,

I would like to say last night was the greatest and most fun time of my life. (Supposing this was a new years Party?) I never had so much fun like this in awhile and would like to repay you in anyway possible! I liked how we.......... (fill in blank) and.....(fill in blank). I'm so glad you had this party because it was very fun and very creative, like nothing else I've been too. The food was amazing and so were the drinks. (add a sentence or two if you drank or did anything else). The best party of the party was simply... EVERYTHING! It has been the best party yet. At first it was a little slow and somewhat awkward but after everyone got there everything picked up and got exciting. Everyone at the party was very fun and opened right up. I hope I didn't cause that much of a mess and apologize if I do. (sentence or two of what you did, who you hooked up with ect.)

(your name)

Hoped it helped

lol yours is the longest so far....

i thought u couldnt say 'i'

augxpro wrote You have to write back to a friends party to say thank you, without saying thank you, yes, i, you, me, had.
Longest one wins!

Joshuah,
Dude, just wanted to say congrats for now being noted as the baddest and craziest mofo in town, with obnoxious azz parties. The food that was served there, delicious! My belly was seemingly about to explode!! And the music dude, that was bumpin dude, just wish there was a little more DEATH METAL was played, but it was still rad! And where did the drink mixer find the ingredients for those beverages, those were like.. Amazing!? That one dude was so wasted, he totally downed like, 9 shots of tequila in an hour and a half. Bro, that party was totally off the hook- perhaps the best party ever! If that one guy who got laid like 4 times at the party could reverse time, to any spot in space, it would most definitely be that night, and so would everyone else, foshure. Oh god, then that other guy that was soo stoned he thought he was a dolphin, and went face first into the concrete! Haha, great times! Well, this is my was of showing you my appreciation for the invite to the party of the century! If there is anymore parties being thrown by my best bud, send an invite my way dude! We'll be sure to have every crazy azz in Chicago to come down to the crib. Again broski, just trying to show my appreciation to you homie, and together dude we can throw one hell of a party; just consider it by next weekend. Peace bro.
Spence

Goodluck.

Wassup bro, that party last night was of the hizzle, the parts remembered anyways.. Like damn what did those girls do to us, the last thing that happened was being tied to a bed naked getting whipped, and what the other girls did, well dont even start. Appriciated it man,

Lots o' love, QTIP!

"You have to write back to a friends party to say thank you, without saying thank you, yes, i, you, me, had.
Longest one wins!"

Dear Mr. SuckMyDick

Fantastic job hosting that party last night. It was a lot of fun. Remember the drinks we had? HaHa was great fun. To bad its over. We had a blast. Bob was so funny. He was bouncing off the walls forever. He shouldn't have that many drinks. He is majorly hungover today. Hope your family could host another party like that next year. Good Times in '09 hopefully more come in 2010. Lol that bottle rocket looked funny going up Tom's ars. Should of pulled it out sooner, then he wouldn't have ended of in the Emergency Room. Partying up next year sounds like a great plan.Be sure that your best friend...hint hint.. gets invited to your next phenomenal party. We never reached boredom and the climax of the fun was when Julie gave Johnathon a good rub down. That was HAWTTTTT! Hope everyone had as much fun as we did. Thanks again.

Sincerely,
Sewer Waste

SewerWaste wrote "You have to write back to a friends party to say thank you, without saying thank you, yes, i, you, me, had.
Longest one wins!"

Dear Mr. SuckMyDick

Fantastic job hosting that party last night. It was a lot of fun. Remember the drinks we had? HaHa was great fun. To bad its over. We had a blast. Bob was so funny. He was bouncing off the walls forever. He shouldn't have that many drinks. He is majorly hungover today. Hope your family could host another party like that next year. Good Times in '09 hopefully more come in 2010. Lol that bottle rocket looked funny going up Tom's ars. Should of pulled it out sooner, then he wouldn't have ended of in the Emergency Room. Partying up next year sounds like a great plan.Be sure that your best friend...hint hint.. gets invited to your next phenomenal party. We never reached boredom and the climax of the fun was when Julie gave Johnathon a good rub down. That was HAWTTTTT! Hope everyone had as much fun as we did. Thanks again.

Sincerely,
Sewer Waste

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