Whats up man? The party last night was the best one that was ever hosted in the history of parties! Although my friend left the condoms in his house , we walked about 10 miles to get some because we were all very very horny. Remember when Trey was so hard that he said it started to hurt?! Well , the food and drinks were delicious as well! That beef tar tar was the best thing in that whole place! People dont like raw food that much , but they should try it more because its the bomb! Even though the girls were tired after awhile , we decided to just sit down and drink some drinks. The best drink was that mixed combo beer . Did the bartender invented it off the spot? Well, he should send it to a beer company or something , so it can be worldwide and maybe the people who drink it will bring it to the next party that they go to. But seriously , that party was just crazy!!! My friend, The Legend of Hosting Parties, we should do that again sometime ! When the police came , it was only two black cops , and they wanted to join in and party with us! Everyone was surprised! After a couple of hours though , every single person in that room was WASTED! Like no joke! Even The Legend of Hosting Parties was knocked out! How much money is left over after that ridiculously , outragesly awesome party? Maybe if we both get a job at McDonalds and get like 7 dollars a hour each, we can have a totally awesome party again after we get out of the slammer , because those white cops that came to the party totally screwed us over. The thing that the cops didnt get though , was why the black cops were dancing and wasted! Man , that was the funniest thing ever . If only someone had brought in a camera to record that whole party and the cop scene! Even though we were both wasted , it took like the entire swat team to take us down man. Now read this letter fast because the cops might see this. And if they see this , we're both screwed. But whats more worst than begin in jail for the next two years? Oh My Gosh, NOT THE JAIL FOOD!! Ok man , just hurrry up and read this. And remember who to call when they give us the one call thing. We both call Manny from Mexico , maybe he can get us out , but be warned , because we might have to work for him , doing dangerously bad jobs for the rest of our lives! But its probably better than staying inside this crappy cell next to a person who has piercings all over him. Good luck and hopefully Manny brings people who are small and quiet because we gotta get out of here by tomorrow or we're stuck in the slammer for the next 2 years!
P.S. Awesome Party Again!

I hope people dont take my ideas lol...

xydragon wrote Whats up man? The party last night was the best one that was ever hosted in the history of parties! Although my friend left the condoms in his house , we walked about 10 miles to get some because we were all very very horny. Remember when Trey was so hard that he said it started to hurt?! Well , the food and drinks were delicious as well! That beef tar tar was the best thing in that whole place! People dont like raw food that much , but they should try it more because its the bomb! Even though the girls were tired after awhile , we decided to just sit down and drink some drinks. The best drink was that mixed combo beer . Did the bartender invented it off the spot? Well, he should send it to a beer company or something , so it can be worldwide and maybe the people who drink it will bring it to the next party that they go to. But seriously , that party was just crazy!!! My friend, The Legend of Hosting Parties, we should do that again sometime ! When the police came , it was only two black cops , and they wanted to join in and party with us! Everyone was surprised! After a couple of hours though , every single person in that room was WASTED! Like no joke! Even The Legend of Hosting Parties was knocked out! How much money is left over after that ridiculously , outragesly awesome party? Maybe if we both get a job at McDonalds and get like 7 dollars a hour each, we can have a totally awesome party again after we get out of the slammer , because those white cops that came to the party totally screwed us over. The thing that the cops didnt get though , was why the black cops were dancing and wasted! Man , that was the funniest thing ever . If only someone had brought in a camera to record that whole party and the cop scene! Even though we were both wasted , it took like the entire swat team to take us down man. Now read this letter fast because the cops might see this. And if they see this , we're both screwed. But whats more worst than begin in jail for the next two years? Oh My Gosh, NOT THE JAIL FOOD!! Ok man , just hurrry up and read this. And remember who to call when they give us the one call thing. We both call Manny from Mexico , maybe he can get us out , but be warned , because we might have to work for him , doing dangerously bad jobs for the rest of our lives! But its probably better than staying inside this crappy cell next to a person who has piercings all over him. Good luck and hopefully Manny brings people who are small and quiet because we gotta get out of here by tomorrow or we're stuck in the slammer for the next 2 years!
P.S. Awesome Party Again!

I hope people dont take my ideas lol...

I found a HAD in there haha but nice.

im like the party thank you for it you are the best

You have to write back to a friends party to say thank you, without saying thank you, yes, i, you, me, had.
Longest one wins!

Dear Lollipop,
Your party was great! Everyone enjoyed it, my friends could all just relax. Everyone saw when Obama showed up. They were all exited. We had so much fun, and hopefully there will be another party next year, but even better. We got a xbox 360, so add us sometime, and we own! Sometimes, we wish that there was a party like this everytime. Thanks for hosting this, and thanks for all the food, drink, strippers, and the awesome pool. Next time, call us and we will help set everything up, because it looked like everything was done by one person. Remember all the things we did? Now that its 2010, we can hope for the best. Remember the neighbors that were complaining? There wasnt even one time that my friends were bored. Dont forget to bring the "ladies" to the next party. And next time, dont invite those kids, they were trashing everything. Next time, we will help clean the house up, and bring food and also bring drinks. Some tips for next years party, if it will be hosted again, are to play some good music, metal maybe....? Just heard that your the coolest guy in town, just for that part. Okay , so in general, thanks for the party, thanks for the food, and thanks for everything. Bye :]

Sincerely,
DingDongShong

DeskChair wrote

xydragon wrote Whats up man? The party last night was the best one that was ever hosted in the history of parties! Although my friend left the condoms in his house , we walked about 10 miles to get some because we were all very very horny. Remember when Trey was so hard that he said it started to hurt?! Well , the food and drinks were delicious as well! That beef tar tar was the best thing in that whole place! People dont like raw food that much , but they should try it more because its the bomb! Even though the girls were tired after awhile , we decided to just sit down and drink some drinks. The best drink was that mixed combo beer . Did the bartender invented it off the spot? Well, he should send it to a beer company or something , so it can be worldwide and maybe the people who drink it will bring it to the next party that they go to. But seriously , that party was just crazy!!! My friend, The Legend of Hosting Parties, we should do that again sometime ! When the police came , it was only two black cops , and they wanted to join in and party with us! Everyone was surprised! After a couple of hours though , every single person in that room was WASTED! Like no joke! Even The Legend of Hosting Parties was knocked out! How much money is left over after that ridiculously , outragesly awesome party? Maybe if we both get a job at McDonalds and get like 7 dollars a hour each, we can have a totally awesome party again after we get out of the slammer , because those white cops that came to the party totally screwed us over. The thing that the cops didnt get though , was why the black cops were dancing and wasted! Man , that was the funniest thing ever . If only someone had brought in a camera to record that whole party and the cop scene! Even though we were both wasted , it took like the entire swat team to take us down man. Now read this letter fast because the cops might see this. And if they see this , we're both screwed. But whats more worst than begin in jail for the next two years? Oh My Gosh, NOT THE JAIL FOOD!! Ok man , just hurrry up and read this. And remember who to call when they give us the one call thing. We both call Manny from Mexico , maybe he can get us out , but be warned , because we might have to work for him , doing dangerously bad jobs for the rest of our lives! But its probably better than staying inside this crappy cell next to a person who has piercings all over him. Good luck and hopefully Manny brings people who are small and quiet because we gotta get out of here by tomorrow or we're stuck in the slammer for the next 2 years!
P.S. Awesome Party Again!

I hope people dont take my ideas lol...

I found a HAD in there haha but nice.

OMG you gotta be kidding me!! Well take it out and it would still work =]

Dear Sick Man
Your party me and my buddys went to was excellent. We all experienced such a blast. One of the funnest parts was the trampoline bounce. There was no way anybody could beat john. He was beast. Playing that xbox tounament on COD MW2 Was fun because we domnated. We ended up winning 500 dollars. The food was great and so was the drinks. we especially loved the punch. That movie the hangover that we watched was hillarious. The lakers were getting killed when we flipped to the game.
All the girls there were smokin hot and they were all young. There wasnt a time when my friends were bored. Since its 2010 we can hope for the best. Next time you have a party dont invite anyone under the age of 21 because they just ruin everything. That was the sickest party we have ever been to. We all cant wait till theres a new party. Just some tips for next time, play the music a little higher and a little more rap, bring strippers, hot girls, Loooots of food, more movies, more games, bigger tv, more xboxs, maybe some mods, a dj, party gifts, a pool maybe, more people, blankets, and no old people. If not a DJ then a band. We just heared from our other friends that your the coolest and most popular person in the whole county. Thanks for the sweet time and all the food and refreshments. Some people were so wasted. Did anyone have to stay overnight? We were wearied that some people would get in accidents. Well anyways thats for everything we had a blast, So later player.

From,
Broskie

GraFickz wrote Next time you have a party dont invite anyone under the age of 21 because they just ruin everything. That was the sickest party we have ever been to.

Theres a You in it...

GraFickz haha, I like yours, good luck!

You have to write back to a friends party to say thank you, without saying thank you, yes, i, you, me, had.
Longest one wins!

Dear "Soap",
Awesome party last night the one with Captain Price getting crazy on your bed and also when Shepard went to the bathroom and destroyed it with his poop. Also when TF 141 challenged The Rangers to a drinking contest can't believe who won. Anyway my night was awesome first we went to the Crusty Krab and got some burgers. Then we went to sponge bobs girlfriend and broke up with her then we all went to the store and took everything with a fake gun. Then we went to the MTV movie awards where our limo driver was a Dinosaur a Raptor to be exact then we were greeted with a bunch of ninjas from Mars when we arrived. Finally the night ended with us going to Obama's House to have dinner with his wife oh then my friend Wycleff and Tiger Woods started going into his garage and took his car for a drive and crashed it. Then we all went home and went to sleep. At 2 am my friend called me about a new party so we went and also met Tony the tiger and Big Bird
Anyway , See Yah