I was thinking about it today, and the 2012 theory HAS TO BE REAL.

(BTW, this entire post is a joke, but all the stuff underneath this is true.)

Here's my thoughts.

1) I was reading Scientific America today at work, and they said that the universe has hit its peak with energy, and is starting to deplete the energy by moving into multiple universes? (Now I realize that the words Scientific, and America, don't really go together too well, because let's face it, NASA is a bunch of earbiters.)

2) In September of 2009, underneath France, a giant ring was constructed. Why was this ring constructed you may ask.. Well, the bright scientists who decided to build this thing, created a proton accelerator (fancy wording for "atom cannon"), to shoot protons, around a ring, at high speeds, to do some bullshit studies. Now, if any science nerds happen to know what happens when two protons with a high enough velocity hits, good for you. For the rest of us normal folk, shooting two protons together at a high enough velocity, with them colliding, would create a rift in the time-space continuum, causing a black hole.

(wait, lets recap that. Scientists underneath France are trying to study mass and acceleration, but fully realize they could destroy earth if two protons collided? "Well, the black hole wouldn't have enough mass, and collapse in on itself". Bull. Unless you've witnessed a black hole, you do not know what is going on with it, for all you know, it swallows a piece of concrete, and energy expands, and swallows the earth. Settle down. I'm not done.)

3. Earlier this year, or late last year, I don't care nor remember, NASA decided they wanted to see if there was water on the moon. Instead of sending a team of astronauts up there to drill.. what does our brightest minds think to do? Shoot a goddamned rocket at it. The rocket would hit the moon, and cause a crater, and we would see if any water came out. I guess they didn't realize that one small miscalculation, and you could blow the moon out of orbit, causing our orbit to shift, our climates to change, and the world to ultimately end.

Good thing NASA's filled with derderder's, because guess what.. they missed the moon altogether. Good game NASA. Give us back our tax money.

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BTW, the last two, are getting re-done. So the world will probably end.

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If you have any ideas or where my falsities may lie, please, inform me.

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organ