I made this a while ago and for school lol. About the JTAG that cannot be banned.


Russia 2011 March 17th
Awakening to the usual angry parents, very annoying lifestyle. My room was quite small. Cold, old and wooden, with a few old paintings.
It was tempting to run away from home.
Dmitri shouted his mental mother in an angry manner, Get up now, you lazy goat!
Im tired of this! shouted Dmitri like an ignited, uncontrollable fire.
I got up and ran. After a few minutes of running away from his parents he decided to turn around. It was just as he expected from them. They were cheering joyously. He was then even more fueled into his hatred for them.
After 45 minutes of running, I tripped and stumbled upon a barren crater. It had a shrine in the middle. I approached it. Step by step, I went towards it. Light was emitting out of it, so I had to shield my eyes. It suddenly shook, and screeched out a few eerie sounds for a few moments. Then I heard a voice.
Young man, spoke the shrine in a magical aura, You seem to be diligent, and are also the first to discover this shrine.
That means? I spoke softly in fear of what might happen.
It means you get one wish and one only. Choose wisely and think of what it could cause.
I paused for a few minutes then moistened my lips and spoke, I wish to have a JTAG that can go online. So I may host modded lobbies for TTG!
The shrine nodded, and spoke, It is done. I will start you off. I now will teleport you to the TTG HQ in England.
I was surrounded by light and was momentarily blinded. I heard voices. The room around me was filled to the top in furniture that was very expensive. It was leather and satin furniture, the most expensive in England. I heard voices in a funny sounding accent speaking. I must be in England as the shrine had said.
Ah, Dmitri! spoke TTG DaleUK
Hello, I replied with excitement of what I can tell them, I have a JTAG that cannot be banned!
It cannot be! exclaimed iOranges- and Dr_Pepper, Prove it so!
I walked over to TTG Seans newest TV, a Samsung 3D 65 inch TV, the best out in stores and online. I hooked up the JTAG, turned it on and slid in a copy of Modern Warfare 2. I was then able to invite iOranges-, Dr_Pepper, SkaterTG, and TTG_DaleUK to the game and so I did.
I started up the match. Within moments the lobby started. WAIT TO BE VERIFIED in bold letters suddenly flashed onto the screens of all in the lobby. The lobby had a Mod Menu, permanent infections(EVEN IF YOU TURN OFF YOUR CONSOLE), and instant 10th prestige level 70.
Oh snap!!!! exclaimed TTG Sean and Hippie.
The patch used was made by Daedric, otherwise known as Dmitri.
They all received 10th prestige and infections. I hosted at least 2000 lobbies. I made around seventeen thousand dollars. Week after week, lobby after lobby. The updates did absolutely nothing to stop me. TTG Sean himself congratulated me.
Upon the release of MW3, I hosted modded lobbies there too. Over six-hundred thousand lobbies and counting and I made around 1.5 million dollars. TTG was at a golden age, until I released the patch to a lower ranking TTG member who released it to the public. Then, everybody was hosting lobbies. I was then infuriated because of the lower ranking members decision. The patch was made obsolete by Infinity Ward and Treyarchs updates.
I and many TTG were furious at the one who released it. All the high ranking TTG and I gathered in Philadelphia in a smaller TTG base. TTG Sean, TTG_DaleUK, -iOranges-, Dr_Pepper, Hippie and many others were discussing what to do. The room was 50 feet long and, it spanned up to 2 feet in the upwards zones of the building. It was decorated in many small ornaments and filled with plaques. On the plaques were the writings of TTGs accomplishments. They numbered many.
Ban him from the site, suggested Dr Pepper. It will show the fool what he did wrong!
It is and shall be the decision. Said everybody else located in the room.
Sean walked towards a nearby PC and went to his site, and banned the fool for good, IP and account. Then there was a sudden knock at the door. Uzi ran over to the door and cracked it slightly. There stood a package with the words: From a Friend.
Uzi gripped it firmly and sprinted back to the group of TTG in the room. He handed it to - iOranges- and said, Give this to Gaydric.
He did as he was told. When it was given to me I was in awe, wondering what it could be. When I opened it, what was inside was no longer masked. It was a MW3 disc. I took it and pondered about the room for a few moments. I then realized it meant something was wrong with the disc. I picked it up and turned it over. It was cracked. It then meant Infinity Ward was happy that their game was no longer moddable by me.

But there would eventually be another break in the security of its data. I was not sure on what to do with the profit I made. So I donated it all to TTG Sean and the other TTG.
I learned my lesson Never to trust those who you do not already know well with valuable data, such as what I beheld


^^ I actually posted this here too.


The story is about gaming and I did it for school a year ago. Kind of sad I made it but here you go. The events of the story did not happen but my making it for school did. I hope this counts as a gaming story.


Here is a story of what I did on xbox: I got on BF3, got my jihad jet ready. Ackmed and my other islamic brethren pumped C4 on my jet. I flew it into a building screaming Islamic death shouts and killed 6 infidels.

I Was Playing cod 4 back in the day, and I kept getting killed by these two or three campers sitting in the corner, and they were all in the same corner in free for all, but they weren't killing each other they would always only get me.
So finally I just grabbed my airsoft gun, got my old army-camo bed sheets and went into my closet and put the blanket over me. and invited one of them to a video chat and pulled the gun out from under the covers and said "SEE THIS SHIT. THIS IS ALL YOU CAN DO ALL DAY LONG. I CAN CAMP TOO."

When I exited that video chat, i actually went out to my firepit in my back yard, lit a fire, came back inside to invite one of the other players to a video chat. there is no screen on my window and it was easy to get down off my roof from my room so i went back up to invite one of the other players. this time when this one joined i showed him my firepit and layed next to it with the airsoft gun and army camo sheets and told him that this is all he did all day, i even invited him to my next camp-out.

The last player never joined the video chat but I was just gonna sit there and roast a marshmallow and not say anything for about 5 minutes, and if he asks what i was doing, i would reply

"WHAT, i'm just CAMPING."

I Actually ended up getting 1 hate message from the first guy calling me a little bitch and stuff just saying i'm no good, but the second guy messaged me actually saying it was funny, and admits he did play with a camping-like-style.

Story wise:
I was playing L4D with 2 of my friends. One splitscreen one over xbox live. We were battling hordes of zombies and were waiting for the elevator to get on our level. After fighting a tank, witch, around 200/300 zombies, and a few dozen special infected, we finally heard the "ding" which meant the elevator was ready. Rushing to the elevator my friend and I were in safety. Lagging behind was our friend, badly hurt. So we protected him and made sure he got in. As soon as his foot got in, we started the elevator. But, at the last second, as if to avenge all he fallen zombies, a smoker(large tongue who can grab and drag people away) got my friend and took him from the elevator. Right out of it and we were forced to watch him being dragged away into a zombie horde while we left to freedom. He didn't handle it too well. His reaction was in a calm, but held back voice that said "Ok, that's enough." He put down he headset, shut off his xbox, and proceeded to scream for 5 minutes.




I spawned into a game of L4d2 online with my friend.

This is what happened. This wasn't a set-up glitch or anything, and our ages were 16/19 so yeah we kinda overreacted a tad but meh. It was the first day l4d2 came out and it was our first game ever of the online for the game. We were quite surprised to see what happened. We tried to sound funny but I'm not too sure how well we did. Sorry about the video quality, my cap card wasn't set up and I really wanted to record this video. So don't judge the quality pl0x.

Oh and if videos count, I have a video of me hitting a sick shot on demend and my boy Demon raging <3

gotta funny story, goes like this

Sign On

Join 20th Lobby

Play 4 Games

Lets Best Friend Borrow account

Next Day his Xbox gets banned.

Lmfao i laughed so hard when this happen, he had no idea what happen, he got pissed off and sent Microsoft a message, it was a 4 page long email, i have no idea what he said in it but it must of been bad