Decoy wrote

As you being Jesus you should know if we been in a near death experience
duhh :facepalm:

well my name is Jesus cuz im latino but im not gods magical son

i have the best near death story, justin beiber said baby 54908409 times in one song and my mom had to take me to the hospital becuz my ears were literally bleeding

neverbackdown58 wrote i have the best near death story, justin beiber said baby 54908409 times in one song and my mom had to take me to the hospital becuz my ears were literally bleeding

that in a way is like copying imbigjosh

Jesus1217 wrote

neverbackdown58 wrote i have the best near death story, justin beiber said baby 54908409 times in one song and my mom had to take me to the hospital becuz my ears were literally bleeding

that in a way is like copying imbigjosh

whos that and how did i copy him?

neverbackdown58 wrote

Jesus1217 wrote

neverbackdown58 wrote i have the best near death story, justin beiber said baby 54908409 times in one song and my mom had to take me to the hospital becuz my ears were literally bleeding

that in a way is like copying imbigjosh

whos that and how did i copy him?

forget it

i was hit by a bus but it only knocked me out but that was when i was 14 im 18 now

When I was 5 years old, I was in a roll over car accident. It was just me and my Dad in the car coming back from the hospital (ironically) since I had a fever at the time. It was pretty snowy, but my Dad didn't think it was bad enough for there to be ice or anything on the road, so he stayed at the speed limit. Then we hit a patch of ice and swerved and rolled off to the right side of the road. My Dad only got a concussion and a broken left arm, and I got a broken right arm, concussion, and twisted ankle. I wasn't old enough to comprehend what happened at the time, so I don't remember much from it. My father claims I passed out for a few minutes after the crash, so really the only thing I remember is waking up after the crash in the snow on a blanket waiting for the ambulance to arrive. I thank God every day nothing worse happened.

Emblem wrote I almost committed suicide if that counts.

woah bro thats awefull

Well i wasn't suppose to live when i was still in my mom's stomach but i lived ;D

Naravog wrote Well i wasn't suppose to live when i was still in my mom's stomach but i lived ;D

Could that be because your mother ate you? Why were you in her stomach? :trollin: