When I was young I almost drowned. I've been shot multiple times and almost had a head on collision, I've caught on fire wearing flannel pants, i've been shocked washing my hands at the sink via lightning, fallen out of a deer stand. Yeah, I guess I've had a few close calls

Edit damn i've had a lot more than I thought lol

Lifting weights without a spotter and couldn't get the bench off (275) or so
I've been miles within tornadoes

While fixing a broken irrigation line in a pecan orchid a pecan tree limb broke off and I had to dive to get away from it.

I've been kicked by mules

Thrown off horses

Almost been bitten by two types of rattlesnakes and a cottonmouth or two

Charged by a couple of wild pigs.

I'm sure i'll think of some more.

LeBron-James wrote

Naravog wrote Well i wasn't suppose to live when i was still in my mom's stomach but i lived ;D

Could that be because your mother ate you? Why were you in her stomach? :trollin:

Dude you are truly hilarious

Naravog wrote

LeBron-James wrote

Naravog wrote Well i wasn't suppose to live when i was still in my mom's stomach but i lived ;D

Could that be because your mother ate you? Why were you in her stomach? :trollin:

Dude you are truly hilarious

It was a joke man, don't take it seriously.

SovietRussia wrote When I was young I almost drowned. I've been shot multiple times and almost had a head on collision, I've caught on fire wearing flannel pants, i've been shocked washing my hands at the sink via lightning, fallen out of a deer stand. Yeah, I guess I've had a few close calls

Edit damn i've had a lot more than I thought lol

Lifting weights without a spotter and couldn't get the bench off (275) or so
I've been miles within tornadoes

While fixing a broken irrigation line in a pecan orchid a pecan tree limb broke off and I had to dive to get away from it.

I've been kicked by mules

Thrown off horses

Almost been bitten by two types of rattlesnakes and a cottonmouth or two

Charged by a couple of wild pigs.

I'm sure i'll think of some more.

Damn! You sir are one lucky guy

SovietRussia wrote When I was young I almost drowned. I've been shot multiple times and almost had a head on collision, I've caught on fire wearing flannel pants, i've been shocked washing my hands at the sink via lightning, fallen out of a deer stand. Yeah, I guess I've had a few close calls

Edit damn i've had a lot more than I thought lol

Lifting weights without a spotter and couldn't get the bench off (275) or so
I've been miles within tornadoes

While fixing a broken irrigation line in a pecan orchid a pecan tree limb broke off and I had to dive to get away from it.

I've been kicked by mules

Thrown off horses

Almost been bitten by two types of rattlesnakes and a cottonmouth or two

Charged by a couple of wild pigs.

I'm sure i'll think of some more.

wow and before Kennedy decided to send a man to the moon i was in mars

Nope I havent been in a Near-death experience and hopefully I wont run into one O.o

xKriiz wrote Nope I havent been in a Near-death experience and hopefully I wont run into one O.o

Well bro keep hoping cuz if u do run into 1 u will shit yo pantZ!

I've had serious operation on my appendix, the poison from it leaked out into my stomach. I had to have it removed.

lol wow you wink like its something to be proud of

Flipped my fourwheeler was I was 3 into a ditch, If it wasn't for the ditch, I would of been Paralyzed or severely injured/Possible death.

It happened when My dad was riding behind me, I went to look back, and there was a turn and i hit the ditch and I rolled into there along with the fourwheeler. The ditch held the fourwheeler from rolling ontop of me, I walked away with a little burn on my face from the motor.

I miss riding my fourwheelers and dirtbikes where I used to live, now I lived in the Suburbs and All I really do now is sports, weightlift, and game. They take down all the good skateparks in my area, so I can't skate anymore (I skate vert) But I still cruise around on my bored and do some street tricks. The closest indoor skatepark is an hour or two away, but its VERY nice!) I usually just get a ride down to that skatepark once or twice a year, but I haven't been there since 2010.