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*TEXT*FROM MOM* : What Are You Doin Honey?
*TEXT*FROM GIRL* : NM On Teh Interwebzz
*TEXT*FROM MOM* : Remember Dont Talk To hippie's
*TEXT*FROM GIRL* : NM On Teh Interwebzz
*TEXT*FROM MOM* : Remember Dont Talk To hippie's
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u Mad?
When i am death is not,Death is I am not,then y fear what i cannot be
Who says nothing is impoosible,i have been doing nothing for years!
Where does Knowledge of bankruptcy come from?
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sorry were not intersted in your dogma as cat turns and shuts door!
When i am death is not,Death is I am not,then y fear what i cannot be
Who says nothing is impoosible,i have been doing nothing for years!
Where does Knowledge of bankruptcy come from?
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sorry were not intersted in your dogma as cat turns and shuts door!
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Here's some:
"No iPods Allowed In School, Yea Like Eminem Will Help Us Cheat On A Test"
"I hate it when zombies kill everyone I love..."
" I would take a bullet for u.. on COD, LOL jk that would ruin my kill streak."
"If the people in movies would have listened to me they would still be alive"
"I hate it when the lights flicker, and zombies attack me"
"Hi, i'm a boy. Lol, JK my name is Justine Bieber!"
"Dude, be as slow as possible so I don't have to do my presentation"
"I hate when I lose my black friend in the dark"
" I love the PS3! LOL, JK **** that shit. Xbox360 is better"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just overflowing with potential energy"
" Face Book Turns 30 Minutes of Homework Into 2 Hours of Homework"
" I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school"
" FACEB00K is the ONLY reason why I know it's your BIRTHDAY"
"If Bin Laden Played COD He Would Be a Camper"
"It's not illegal, just frowned upon like masterbating on an airplane."
"I hate it when you're sleeping and a Jigglypuff draws on you."
" Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate"
" I HATE THAT LITTLE TRIANGLE THE WINDSHIELD WHIPERS DONT CLEAN"
"Honey, will you marry me?".." Capturing Flag...Stop Destracting me"
" Zombies do exist somewhere and they will come to get us soon "
"I Dont Need Anger Management ... You Just Need To Stop Pissin Me Off !!"
"That's what she said..," well whoever SHE is, she sounds like a whore.."
"The only REAL girls sport is varsity sandwich making"
"Police man: "Whats in the car?" Turkish: "Seats and a steering wheel" Snatch"
"DON'T PUT A MISDEMEANER ON MY PERFECTLY GOOD FELONY RECORD"
"You are so beautiful."..."No, I'm ugly."..."Look here bitch, you're going to shut the **** up and take this compliment."
"using big words to sound smart.... i mean.... utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence"
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
"When I die i give my friend permission to change my status to "is chillin' with jesus"
"3 am phone call.."hey are you asleep??" ...."No I'm Skydiving".."
"I hate it when zombies kill everyone I love..."
" I would take a bullet for u.. on COD, LOL jk that would ruin my kill streak."
"If the people in movies would have listened to me they would still be alive"
"I hate it when the lights flicker, and zombies attack me"
"Hi, i'm a boy. Lol, JK my name is Justine Bieber!"
"Dude, be as slow as possible so I don't have to do my presentation"
"I hate when I lose my black friend in the dark"
" I love the PS3! LOL, JK **** that shit. Xbox360 is better"
"I'm not lazy, I'm just overflowing with potential energy"
" Face Book Turns 30 Minutes of Homework Into 2 Hours of Homework"
" I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school"
" FACEB00K is the ONLY reason why I know it's your BIRTHDAY"
"If Bin Laden Played COD He Would Be a Camper"
"It's not illegal, just frowned upon like masterbating on an airplane."
"I hate it when you're sleeping and a Jigglypuff draws on you."
" Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you're a pirate"
" I HATE THAT LITTLE TRIANGLE THE WINDSHIELD WHIPERS DONT CLEAN"
"Honey, will you marry me?".." Capturing Flag...Stop Destracting me"
" Zombies do exist somewhere and they will come to get us soon "
"I Dont Need Anger Management ... You Just Need To Stop Pissin Me Off !!"
"That's what she said..," well whoever SHE is, she sounds like a whore.."
"The only REAL girls sport is varsity sandwich making"
"Police man: "Whats in the car?" Turkish: "Seats and a steering wheel" Snatch"
"DON'T PUT A MISDEMEANER ON MY PERFECTLY GOOD FELONY RECORD"
"You are so beautiful."..."No, I'm ugly."..."Look here bitch, you're going to shut the **** up and take this compliment."
"using big words to sound smart.... i mean.... utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence"
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
"When I die i give my friend permission to change my status to "is chillin' with jesus"
"3 am phone call.."hey are you asleep??" ...."No I'm Skydiving".."
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"Se7enSins is down... Again."
Embrace the System.
Embrace the System.
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Here's a couple more:
""I didn't do it" ... "Then why are you laughing?" ... "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius."
"Student-"How do you spell ______" Teacher"Get the dictionary and look it up." Student- "Bitch if i cant spell it how the hell can i find it in the dictionary."
"I mentally correct your grammar as you speak to me."
"omg a cockroach! OH SH!T ITS FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HEY Ms. ARE YOU GONA COLLECT THE HOMEWORK ?"..."YO STFU!"
"when i walk into a spider web, i immediately go physco"
"I hate it when i bend down to tie my shoes and i get speared by Goldberg"
"Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!"
"I USED TO KILL THE HOOKERS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO TO GET MY MONEY BACK"
"I Constantly Hope My School Spontaneously Catches Fire"
"U Hit Your Pinkytoe On The Corner Of Something And Think Your Going To Die."
"I FINALLY fall asleep.... then you text me...... Really?"
"I never realized that after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W T F."
"I hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you"
"can i go to the bathroom?" "i dont know, can you?" STFU and let me go"
"That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying"
"PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY" ,Chill its not a gun"
"hey" "hi" "who was that?" " no idea"
"MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON"
"It's okay, I'm a ninja."
"A girl that knows what COD stands for is worth talking to ;)"
"I hate lag!"
"If a guy responds to your text message while playing Xbox, he loves you"
"Yelling At A Video Game When You Get Killed"
"I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PRESS 1 TO HEAR A MESSAGE IN ENGLISH... WE ARE IN AMERICA, LEARN THE LANGUAGE"
"Wanna go out?" "I have a bf" "I have a fish" "What?" "Oh I thought we were talkin bout things that didnt matter"
"I'd hit that........................with a truck."
"Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you made no sense."
"It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark "
"Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "f*ck"
"Mon :[ Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :] Friday Sat (^.^ )Sun(-__-)"
"I unliked your status because you and your friends wouldnt stfu."
"I was obsessed with the automatic coupon dispensers when I was little."
"No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because i am talking back....."
"I hate it when ur ferrari runs out of gas and u have to use ur Lamborgini"
"Nobody likes a smartass" "yeah well, nobody likes a dumbass either"
"I just added a period to that sentence, now that bitch knows I'm serious."
"I hate it when I'm in a awkward situation and I can't find a twix."
"Nice comeback, if I wanted my comeback I'D WIPE IT OFF YOUR MUM'S CHIN!"
"Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!...LOL, jk Charizard get your ass out there."
"I saw you at the beach today, LOL jk that was a whale"
"Dude she has a bf" " Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score"
"I Wish I Could Teleport"
"If a boy texts you during cod he loves you... LOL, jk he just died."
"When I was your age The Rock was a wrestler, not a tooth fairy"
"No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, They Dont Care..."
"i've always wonderd why the keyboard is not in ABC order."
"There was totally enough room on Rose's piece of wood for Jack."
""I didn't do it" ... "Then why are you laughing?" ... "Cause, whoever did it is a freaking genius."
"Student-"How do you spell ______" Teacher"Get the dictionary and look it up." Student- "Bitch if i cant spell it how the hell can i find it in the dictionary."
"I mentally correct your grammar as you speak to me."
"omg a cockroach! OH SH!T ITS FLYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"HEY Ms. ARE YOU GONA COLLECT THE HOMEWORK ?"..."YO STFU!"
"when i walk into a spider web, i immediately go physco"
"I hate it when i bend down to tie my shoes and i get speared by Goldberg"
"Dropping Something, Then Catching It In Mid-Air And Feeling Like A ninja!"
"I USED TO KILL THE HOOKERS IN GRAND THEFT AUTO TO GET MY MONEY BACK"
"I Constantly Hope My School Spontaneously Catches Fire"
"U Hit Your Pinkytoe On The Corner Of Something And Think Your Going To Die."
"I FINALLY fall asleep.... then you text me...... Really?"
"I never realized that after Monday and Tuesday, the calendar says W T F."
"I hate it when you walk outside and someone randomly throws a fridge at you"
"can i go to the bathroom?" "i dont know, can you?" STFU and let me go"
"That was NOT your last piece of gum stop lying"
"PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY" ,Chill its not a gun"
"hey" "hi" "who was that?" " no idea"
"MY SISTER SAID IF I GET ONE MILLION FANS SHE WILL NAME HER BABY MEGATRON"
"It's okay, I'm a ninja."
"A girl that knows what COD stands for is worth talking to ;)"
"I hate lag!"
"If a guy responds to your text message while playing Xbox, he loves you"
"Yelling At A Video Game When You Get Killed"
"I SHOULD NOT HAVE TO PRESS 1 TO HEAR A MESSAGE IN ENGLISH... WE ARE IN AMERICA, LEARN THE LANGUAGE"
"Wanna go out?" "I have a bf" "I have a fish" "What?" "Oh I thought we were talkin bout things that didnt matter"
"I'd hit that........................with a truck."
"Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you made no sense."
"It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark "
"Don't see me, don't see me, don't see me"... "HEYYY!!!" ... "f*ck"
"Mon :[ Tues :/ Wed :| Thurs :] Friday Sat (^.^ )Sun(-__-)"
"I unliked your status because you and your friends wouldnt stfu."
"I was obsessed with the automatic coupon dispensers when I was little."
"No mom, you're mad because you're wrong, not because i am talking back....."
"I hate it when ur ferrari runs out of gas and u have to use ur Lamborgini"
"Nobody likes a smartass" "yeah well, nobody likes a dumbass either"
"I just added a period to that sentence, now that bitch knows I'm serious."
"I hate it when I'm in a awkward situation and I can't find a twix."
"Nice comeback, if I wanted my comeback I'D WIPE IT OFF YOUR MUM'S CHIN!"
"Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!...LOL, jk Charizard get your ass out there."
"I saw you at the beach today, LOL jk that was a whale"
"Dude she has a bf" " Yeah so? Soccer has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score"
"I Wish I Could Teleport"
"If a boy texts you during cod he loves you... LOL, jk he just died."
"When I was your age The Rock was a wrestler, not a tooth fairy"
"No, they can't come over, this house is a mess!" "Mom, They Dont Care..."
"i've always wonderd why the keyboard is not in ABC order."
"There was totally enough room on Rose's piece of wood for Jack."
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"You think you have bad lag. Jesus lagged for three days before he respawned"
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Phrase one here: feel like getting some work done...so im sitting down until the feeling passes.
Phrase two here: dreaming of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
Phrase three here: my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Phrase four here: wonder where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
Phrase five here: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
Phrase six here: Good morning...I see the assassins have failed.
Phrase seven here: It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again
Phrase eight here: My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
Phrase nine here: anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints.
Phrase ten here: Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
Phrase eleven here: I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them
Phrase twelve here: TEIAM - problem solved
Phrase thirteen here: Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?
Will add more to this post so check back
Phrase two here: dreaming of a better world...where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned
Phrase three here: my computer just beat me at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Phrase four here: wonder where noah kept woodpeckers on his ark
Phrase five here: Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that I will throw a rock at them while they hold up a sheet of paper
Phrase six here: Good morning...I see the assassins have failed.
Phrase seven here: It recently became apparent to me that the letters 'T' and 'G' are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I'll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase "Regards" ever again
Phrase eight here: My wife said I'm too immature and if I don't grow up it's going to erect a barrier between us. Ha ha ha, erect.
Phrase nine here: anti-wrinkle cream doesn't work. If it did, women wouldn't have any fingerprints.
Phrase ten here: Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
Phrase eleven here: I just read a list of 'the 100 things to do before you die'. I'm pretty surprised 'yell for help' wasn't one of them
Phrase twelve here: TEIAM - problem solved
Phrase thirteen here: Top Tip Of The Week: When going through airport customs and you are asked "do you have any firearms with you?" do not reply "what do you need?
Will add more to this post so check back
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"_ _ _ _ _ _ _ Here you can put in your Text"
"There sould be a Dont like button four your Pictures"
"The Web"
"There sould be a Dont like button four your Pictures"
"The Web"
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OHARA wrote Take me as I am, or watch me as I go...
I dont get jealous when I see my ex with someone new, cause my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate
[Age 8] "Go to Bed." "NOO!" :10 Years Later: "Get Up" "NOO!"
Things are not always what they seem...
"I have so much homework, but 5 minutes on facebook chattin it up wont hurt". . .3 hours later. . "Crap!"
I don't regret the things I've done,
I regret the things I didn't do when I had the chance.
Once you've been hurt, you're so scared to get attached again.
A TRUE FRIEND IS SOMEONE WHO SEES THE PAIN IN YOUR EYES WHILE EVERYONE ELSE BELIEVES THE FAKE SMILE .
I wish I could bring you back from heaven, even if it was just for one day...
" I DONT HATE U .... I JUST LOST ALL REASONS TO LOVE U "
You will NEVER EVER find another me no matter how hard you try...
LOVE THEM best things ever
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x16xMONSTERx16 wrote "My mom thinks 'LOL' means 'Lots Of Love'. She texted me : 'Grandma just died. LOL'""
LMAO!!!!!!!! Funniest thing all week
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