A man and his girlfriend decide to do 69 for the first time. After a long hour of solid 69, the guy remembers that he soon has a dentist appointment that day. Afraid that the dentist will smell pu$$y on his breath, he brushes his teeth, flosses, and uses bottles of listerine countless times. After, thorougly cleansing his mouth of the smell, he arrives at the dentist. He sits down, opens his mouth and the dentist says "have you been eating pu$$y?" The guy responds with "does my mouth smell like pu$$y?" and the dentist says "no, but your forehead smells like sh!t."

Womens Rights. Biggest joke ever.

Doctor, Doctor
Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates. One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, "As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children." St. Peter lets him enter.
The next doctor says, "As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives." St. Peter tells him to go ahead.
The last man says, "I was an HMO manager. I got countless families cost-effective health care."
St. Peter replies, "You may enter. But," he adds, "you can only stay for three days. After that, you can go to hell."

Post up some proof , and later on ill edit this post with my entree.

OOHHH I've got a good one!

so theres this guy that goes to the doctor to go get viagra, it was ok so he got some.2 weeks later he goes back and said DOC DOC I NEED SOME MORE OF THAT I LOVE IT! so the doctor gives him more. another 2 weeks later his son goes to his dads docter and says kid: DOC SOMETHING WRONG WITH MY DAD!
DOCTOR: WHATS WRONG?! KID: WELL MY MOMS DEAD, MY SISTERS PREGNANT, MY BUTT HURTS AND HE'S GOING AROUND THE HOUSE SAYING HERE KITTY KITTY KITTY!

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Kid: Mom can I shower with you?
Mom: Sure
(Get in shower)
Mom: Okay sweety don't look up or down.
(Kid looks up)
Kid: What are those mommy?
Mom: Those are my head lights
(Kid looks down)
Kid: What is that mommy?
Mom: That's my garage.
(Kid goes to dad)
Kid: Dad can I shower with you?
Dad: Sure
(Get in shower)
Dad: Okay buddy don't look down.
(Kid looks down)
Kid: Dad what is that?
Dad: That's my stretch limo.
(Kid and Dad get out of shower.)
That night the kid walks into his parents room.
Kid: Mom?
Mom: Yes?
Kid: Can daddy park his stretch limo in your garage?

Hope I win! Good Luck Everyone!

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.

knock knock, whos there? boo...boo who? aw ur crying 8)

Pinatas were made in an attempt to get Chuck Norris to stop kicking the people of Mexico. Sadly this backfired, as all it has resulted in is Chuck Norris now looking for candy after he kicks his victims