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#41. Posted:
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A happy man had just came home with a new computer. He installed everything and then he had to choose a password. The man called on his wife to come so they could figure out a password. The wife comes inn and she tells him to think. He types in Dic*

The Computer Says: Not Long Enough.

Lol

I +Repped for Second Try
#42. Posted:
FEEDxMExAPPLES
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I'd like to thank the person who looked at a buzzing Bee-hive and thought:

"Those ba*t*rds are hiding something delicious in there I know it."
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Police have released a new 'crime map' where you can type in your postcode and see the locations of every recent crime committed in your area.

I typed in my postcode and saw 15 cases of paedophilia in my area last month alone.

Nice to see most of my victims had kept their mouths shut.
#44. Posted:
aPReFlexZ
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A blonde and a brunette jump off a plane!

Which one will get there first

Answer: A brunette because a blonde will stop and ask for directions
!

-IM SO FUNNY@!! +Rep
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-Gucci
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yesterday i went to a walmart, and stole a chapstick.
#46. Posted:
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how did an franks parents punish her?
they left the plunger in the toilet
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wow dude these jokes are hilarious. well most of them xD
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Whenever I got to your house and ask your mom whats for dinner why does she always open up her legs and say all you can eat crabs?
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I dated this midget one time, but we had to break up cause we didn't see eye to eye...
#50. Posted:
CHP
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THREE PART JOKE!

How do you put a Giraffe in a fridge?
open the door and put it in!

How do you put a Elephant in a fridge?
open the door take out the Giraffe and put him in!

NOW in the lion king, when all the animals went to see baby SYMBAAAA! who was not there?

THE ELEPHANT! cause he was in the fridge!


LOLZ! its better to say in person.


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