How the new Xbox Dash watches your every move

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Microsoft has released a new video about the upcoming Xbox 360 Dashboard update. There's not a great deal of new information to be had, though this is one of the few public glimpses of the new dash offered by the company.

One worrying note about the video: There's a large emphasis on the revised Dashboard learning about the user. As Xbox Live corporate VP Marc Whitten forebodingly puts it, "It's not about you learning about our technology, it's about our technology learning about you [emphasis added]." In other words, you might want to stop gaming in your underwear.



Source: http://www.joystiq.com/2011/08/17/video-how-the-new-xbox-dash-watches-your-every-move/

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DonkeyiserPosted:

Oh no, does it build a camera in my xbox and then watch me? i better cover my xbox so it cant see my boxers!!!

xENTERxSHIKARIxPosted:

YES!! i know have a reason to dance around my room naked whilst playing xbox :) gonna feel like a model

memo_drpepper_14Posted:

so if im chocking the chicken in front of my tv xbox is watching me i need an answer

zShabbyPosted:

I'll play in my underwear if I want too. **** you Microsoft you can even give me cyber blow while you watch. :D

PedorroPosted:

i actually masturbate infront of xbox on kinect i think ill just disconnect kinect or it will know anyways??

TumsPosted:

first of all, great GT, second of all, im gonna play bare naked so that there machine DOESNT wanna learn about me. XD

--Eminem--Posted:

Darn! No more getting blow jobs while playing Xbox :(

TheMightyHutchPosted:

Well guess i cant fap with the xbox on :(

MyDingDingDongsPosted:

THECARJACKER Sh*t.
This means I have to actually get DRESSED to play Xbox?!


Lol yeah i think im gonna have to stop doing that .

ODSTPosted:

Catnip
Villain whats the update going to be like for non-kinect adaptees?


That is what I'm wondering.
i'm guessing that they are going to be doing the same thing as the hand except that the controller will control the hand.