TTG_iGoTxMoDz wrote how is a apple and a black man similar?

they both look good hanging from trees

this made me think that the world is a peice of shit with racism all over the place thumbs down for you

How do you keep a blind person occupied?

Put them in a round room, and tell them to stand in the corner.

David Blaine needs to step up his game because I just saw the best street magician of all time! He tore his shirt open, screamed 'Allah Akbar!' and made himself, and 30 other people disappear!

want me to tell u a joke about my D***......... oh sorry never mind its to long

in solviet russia bomb disarm you!

i have always found this one funny




I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me.

Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

A kid gave his teacher a blank piece of paper.
Teacher: What is this?
Kid: It's a drawing of a cow eating grass.
Teacher: (looked at the paper) Where's the grass?
Kid: The cow ate all of it.
...Teacher: (looked at the paper again)Then, where's the cow?
Kid: It left because there was no more grass.

Luke. 8)

-Do you speak English?
-Yes
-Name?
-Adolf Bumin.
-Sex?
-3 to 5 times a week.
-No, I mean..male/female?
-Yes, male,female and sometimes camels.
-Holy cow!
-Yes, cows, sheep...Animals in general.
-Oh dear,
-No, deer runs too fast.
Luke. 8)

There were two boys playing by a in a tree.
One of the boys climb up very high and sees a lady sunbathing on the porch, naked. The boy jumps down from the tree and runs far away.

Later the OTHER boy catches up with him and asked him; what's wrong?

The Boy answers, when I feel something hard is happening, my mom told me to run because I would freeze to stone.

If this was inappropriate, i'm sorry.

Please Delete if it is.

Hope I win

Your the Bus Driver
You have to run the normal city route
For your 1st stop you pick up 12 poeple
For your next stop you pick up 6 poeple
Your 3rd stop you Drop off 4 poeple and pick up 2
for your last stop you pick up 2 people and drop off 3 poele
Then you take the poeple left on the bus to thier Destinations
What color is the Bus drivers hair?

If you think you know then message me!!!
(If i win plz message me!)Thx!!!